This or That Tuesday

From Christine

January 28, 2002: Same Thing, Different Names
1. Kleenex or tissue?
Tissue
2. Soda or pop (or tonic or whatever)?
Soda
3. A sandwich on a long roll: sub or hero (or hoagie or grinder, etc)?
Hero
4. Glasses or spectacles?
Glasses
5. TV or television (or boob-tube, or telly, for our friends across the pond)?
TV
6. Movie or film?
Movie
7. Sofa or couch?
Couch
8. Stove or range?
Stove
9. Remote control or clicker?
Remote, just remote
10. Supermarket or grocery store?
Supermarket… usually I just say “Publix”

Ow

My calves are killing me!
The fact is, I’m short… 5′2″ short. And the sad truth is that even standing on a chair, I’ve been on my tippy toes for a week painting this room. My legs are killing me.

So, last night I broke down and watched Joe Millionaire. Pretty much because there was nothing else on and my legs hurt too much to go to anything else.

Could someone tell me where this girl got the name “Mojo”? Is it a pseudonym? Are the names changed to protect the stupid?

Further proof people to live by my creed.
“Never put anything in writing, do anything on film, say anything on tape.”
How embarrassed are these people going to be?
And Evan? He feels bad that he’s going to sleep with a girl that he’s been lying to? Hm, I don’t know… don’t sleep with them.

I think Zora’s the only one who’s worth a damn. Melissa and Sara? Outside on the balcony wrapped in blankets and smoking, calling Mojo “slutty”? After Sara’s performance in the woods? Yeah, that’s how I want to be remembered by the world. I think their first clue that this whole thing is a set-up, should have been the fact that they made it to the finals.

Morons. Oh and Evan? When everyone walks away from you when the show’s over, don’t blame it on the fact that you don’t actually have any money… Know that it’s because you’re a liar, a coward and an idiot.

Now that’s more like it!

C’mon 70!

I think I deserve it, don’t you?

Buy me this, please?

I just can’t decide

The Window, I think I’m just going to leave it for now. Live with it for a couple of days. See how that goes.

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